Dan Jolley, guitar

I wrote my first song sitting on the toilet when I was three.

Among other things, the power of concentration shows that one has truly evolved as a higher life form. You see, with a Les Paul and a Marshal combo I can raise the room temperature at will, but unlike aerosol products I move air without harming the ozone layer. True, this blurb may not do my Mo Jo much good – but honesty is always the best policy, just ask Brian and John. Check it out - Mr. Bubbles seeks my expertise and advice on product development from time to time and if the guitar should ever fail me I will still have a good job that contributes to the overall ecological balance of this planet. Cool, huh?